Before I start, let me answer your first question: yes, this is the most throwback I could make my site. It took a while, but it was absolutely worth it. This is my site, take it or leave it. Literally. If you’re not enjoying yourself already, and you’re not into writing, choose your own adventures, or children’s stories written by a child, this isn’t the site for you. I’ll do you a favor and list a few things you would probably enjoy more:
What, you’re still here? Well, good luck.